aerotic

when you are playing with your friends and you're very good at something, they will call you aerotic

lets play games at my house, I can be aerotic in bed

by baby_321 March 15, 2018

adult aerobics

Sexual intercourse

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."

by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.

Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

bedroom aerobics

bedroom aerobics = sex!
its kinda obvious

woo bedroom aerobics has got to be the best sport ever.. it should be in the olympics

by Bobbles May 2, 2006

sexual aerobics

The very best, most pleasurable, highly effective exercise there is!

Popularized in the 1980's now with cult status in urban Essex. The most versatile of all fitness regimes can easily be performed alone, or in large classes, generally larger participation equals a better workout!

Warning: Sexual aerobics causes extreme sleep deprivation and will become a compulsory addiction.

Sexual aerobics is such fun! It's open to all and sundry whatever their preferred entry level!

by Essexlovely December 1, 2011

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

by Gofol December 17, 2018

alcrobatics

Stunts you'd only do while drunk on liquid courage, or brought on by alcohol

Steve was pulling off some crazy alcrobatics last night. He tried jumping from the roof to the trampoline into the pool, but just wrecked humself on the hedges.

by Toiletninja August 4, 2007