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nog activities

Doing things that are customarily done by people of the african american race such as listening to rap music in their room alone or rolling blunts. Especially funny when the said person is not african american themselves but wishes they were.
Kevin: Where's Tyler?

Sean: I don't know. Probably in his room doing nog activities.
by broku January 25, 2011
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Stupid-Ass Activities

1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.

2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.
Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"

Taser: "Zzap!"

*ZzAp!!*

*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*

Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"
by Ezmin February 18, 2008
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R.J. Horsey McTitties

One of the characters names for "Scary Movie 4"
by B.Z. Donohue April 15, 2008
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Open belt activities

Sexual activities that REQUIRE your belt to be open or off.
"the advantage of a good relationship is you can have commence in open belt activities with your best friend, unlike in casual fucking, because if you just casually fuck your best friend it just feels weird"
by thooperdooper January 3, 2012
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mactitties

Eating so much of mcdonalds' burgers you end up with tits. Usually said upon people who are morbidly obese and eat mcdonalds' burgers alot.
Dude: Damn, look at those unholy mactitties.
Man: He must've been hitting mcdonalds for 6 months straight.
Obese Man: I heard that, you assholes.
by legitmofoa April 21, 2014
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Lactitties

Titties that are lactating.
That chick had better wear are nursing bra 'cause she's got those big lactitties.
by Vanilla shake May 28, 2015
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midnight activities

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl
by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018
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