Zonked

When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.

Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.

by DAVID DAVID TORRANCE November 21, 2011

Zonkie

Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.

Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)

by CABG69 September 16, 2018

zonk

(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")

by The LT August 23, 2005

zonki

(jap)
The most important thing in your life.Something that needs sacrifice. Or simply, wooden nutcracker.

"-Zonki! wuzzup?

-Zonki. nothin'

-Zonki."

by Furusato October 26, 2013

Zonkookooladoku

The Sussiest Baka you’ll ever meet, often has the smallest meat.

Easily confused with:
Zonfluvian
Zarchy
Zubus

Zagwoncher

That kid is such a zonkookooladoku. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Applegobbler14 January 31, 2022

Zonk a Bobo

Smoking a fat joint or blunt, usually in one sitting.

John: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: Not much, just about to zonk a bobo.

by Durb0 July 21, 2023

ka zonki

A ka zonki aka ka zonki nut is dry leftover poopoo left on your ass.

there is ka zonki nuts in my underpats, i didnt wipe it clean.

by Ianslippers July 17, 2006