Zürich 

It is a pretty nice city at the north-west end of the lake Zürich. It has good transportation, food, education, healthcare and a stable job market. The language spoken here is a dialect of high German called "Züritüütsch". Even some people from Germany have trouble understanding it :P

It is the birthplace of dadaism and the famous german scientist Albert Einstein was a graduate and professor at the ETH Zürich.

Currently 23,2% of the population is foreign. Mostly Germans, Italians and Serbs.

American dude: "So, do you have electricity Switzerland?"

Guy from Zürich: "Yeah. Where I live we get batteries once a month brought to us by a peasant riding a donkey"

American dude: "Really?"

Guy from Zürich: "..."

Zürich by RandomSwissDude May 11, 2010

Züricher 

It's a word that a lot of German people say. But Swiss People can't hear that.

Please say in Future "Zürcher".

Statement for not-german guys:
a "zürcher" - or logical in High-German "Züricher"... - is a people who live or come from Zurich in Switzerland.

Swiss German: Ich bin än Zürcher.
High-German: Ich bin ein Zürcher.

Or "normally" in High-German:
Ich bin ein Züricher.

Züricher by hpsk April 26, 2010

Zuhair 

A goddamn hot sex lord who blinds people with his muscular and manly physique. Usually has a flock of women and at times chasing after him at any given time

Oh my god man you're a zuhair because you're so hot

Zuhair by saxlord July 14, 2017

pai zuri 

A japanese term for titty sex. It comes from opai which means titty in Japanese, and zuri meaning sex.

Jerry squeezed Tomokos breast together and pai zuried her like crazy.

pai zuri by David in Tokyo July 11, 2006

zuri 

Zuri is a name used among African-Americans as a way of celebrating their heritage; Zuri is the Swahili name for "beautiful", it also means good, nice, pretty, lovely, cute, and attractive.

Guy1: you see that girl over there
Guy2: yeah
Guy1: she's very zuri
Guy2: agreed

zuri by xx.zuri.xx February 7, 2017

Don't Be Such a Zubris 

When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis

Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!

Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!

Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???

Guy 2: I like penis......

Don't Be Such a Zubris by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

Zuri 

A zuri is a great girlfriend. Who is very pretty and kind. Never lets themself talk about themselves for long even though they are very interesting. They are a genius scientist but looks like a top model. Is considerate for herself and others. She has been through difficult times but everyone is still very proud of her for what she can do.

Dude1: wow that zuri is fine and cool and compassionate ash.
Dude2: Exactlyyy.
Dude3: too bad she has a man 😔.
Dude1: lucky man 👨🏻

Zuri by Jason Derulo 06 April 15, 2022