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Zuck Hirrell 

Zuck Hirrell has a hulk-like stature, and is totally sexy. He is fucking shredded and has also been described by many of his followers as a good cunt. Zuck Hirrell is a wizard and is a master of synchronicity. Frisbee golf-obsessive and absolute pro.

The weirdest guy you will ever meet!
Don't let the tough frame fool you though, once you get to know him he is really a big softy.
Who, Zuck Hirrell? Yeah, that guy is a fucking wizard
Zuck Hirrell is a monster
Zuck Hirrell by Pillypillerson November 3, 2013

zuck yourself 

a blessing and a curse at the same time, although the emphasis can be placed on one versus the other depending on the context. a blessing because mark zuckerburg made himself a bazillionaire. a curse because it rhymes with the F word and can be said with the same emphasis.
as in "go ZUCK yourself, genius" (said sarcastically to someone that's being a jackass but you still would like to be kind)

as in "you go girl - go zuck yourself" (said with a pretend magic wand as in "go make yourself bazillionaire")
zuck yourself by eSoulBB November 24, 2011

Zuck The Cuck 

Mark Zuckerberg's official title
Mark Zuckerberg: "You may now speak, my subject"
Facebook User: "Oh great Zuck The Cuck, may I please be blessed with the succ?"
Zuck The Cuck by Sir Zuck September 23, 2021

zuck and chuck 

When Facebook suddenly removes a feature of its website regardless of how many people used it or wanted it to remain there. Often they will not give you the option to switch back. Named after "The Zuck" himself, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.
Jimmy: Can you believe the 'write something here' box is gone? I loved that!

Wendy: What a total zuck and chuck!
zuck and chuck by rocketos January 5, 2011
1. (n.) A term referring to the rejection and resistance of the popular social network known as Facebook, founded by Mark Zuckerberg.

2. (v.) The act of deleting one's Facebook account.
Non-Facebooker: "So, I finally decided to delete my Facebook account and it feels great!"
Facebooker: "It's like you told Facebook to suck-it!"
Non-Facebook: "It's more like I told Facebook to Zuck it!"
Zuck it by Social Crusader January 2, 2012

zuck fucked 

When facebook undergoes massive changes for streamlining, only to compound existing problems. This will often disrupt newsfeeds and your ability to use the site for its intended purpose.
The facebook layout changed... again. I am so zuck fucked, now my mobile app has a four hour lag and my desktop facebook says I have no friends online.
zuck fucked by patrickbateman80s February 9, 2010