zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

Zog

When someone shaves their own head and misses a part. That part is called a Zog. Equally if you take clippers to someone's head and make one section too short thats noticeable you will have created a Zog. A Zog is an undesirable part of hair that should not be that way. A mistake.

Omg look at that Zog on your head. What a bloody mess

by Sweetshak June 2, 2017

Zog

Pretty cool guy, handsome with a nice beard.

Wow, I love Zog. He’s such a great guy and what a beard.

by JamesT765 November 23, 2021

Zog

Zog stands for zionist occupation government and is used to refer to Christo fascism in the upper echelons of western government who push their ideology for their Christian doomsday fantasy called the rapture

Did you know Mike Pompeo ex head of the CIA and Ex Secretary of state is s part of Zog as he gave a speech on July 8 2015 at the Summit Church advising everyone to work hard for the rapture

by TwistedRick March 31, 2023

Zog

A direct replacement for bro, but used for someone who is less intelligent than their sigma counterparts.

What is zog doing?

by SIGMABOZZ October 10, 2023

Zog

Can replace any word in a sentence that is used negatively.

"Oh zog, my favorite game was discontinued"
"That guy is a real zog"
"That zog over there is getting on my nerves."

by nerveaxel2532 October 31, 2022

zig zog

getting attacked from multiple sides

im getting zig zogged by 3 big black men

by smalpppreist September 29, 2022