by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019
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by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016
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GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*
BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*
BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*
by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018
Get the Yoga Pants mug.holier-than-thou attitude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. Includes a disdain for meat, leather, and inexpensive sweat pants or yoga mats.
by Havveleh August 19, 2007
Get the yogatude mug.The cross between a yoga-butt and a donk. A rare type of ass mostly found on ethnic girls who are in very good shape. Asses that are slightly smaller than a donk but still larger than a yoga butt are sometimes called a junior yoga-donk.
Examples: Beyonce (young), Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jennifer Lopez (young) have yoga-donks.
by UrbanGodKing November 14, 2011
Get the Yoga-donk mug.Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
by Adam Andros December 24, 2020
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Erica takes an hour to get ready to go to the gym only to check out guys. She just flaunts her ass in her yoga pants and hardly even works out. She is such a yoga bittie.
by C-Millz January 27, 2010
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