Yoda

A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil

Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!

by Littlej45 August 26, 2008

yoda

another word for coke/crack

why don't we just get some yoda and roll a chewy?

by lala May 13, 2005

yoda

The baddest midget in the universe.

"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"

by space pimp June 12, 2006

Yoda

Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.

I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad

by Yoda March 30, 2004

YODA

Acronym for "You Only Die, Actually"

"What does the barrel of a gun look like from the business end?"

"YODA"

by Pants88 April 26, 2013

yoda

It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you.

It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.

"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss."
"That's disgusting."

by kev87474 April 2, 2008

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003