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GLSS construction worker

A person that only purpose is to occasionally sit on their phone and drink tims instead of work.
Also can be see walking around the school just to boost moral of the students so they have hope that the school will be built soon.
Also lies a lot saying that the school will be done by november but everybody know that it won't be. The only qualifications to be a GLSS construction worker is to be slower than molasses going uphill and as useless as a bag full of shit.
Yo this man a GLSS construction worker he dont do anything except do as little as possible to get paid
by my preferred pronouns are hehe September 24, 2019
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wisconsin construction worker

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.
Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?
by rofltower October 1, 2010
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Caltrans worker

The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.
Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watch Pedro dig a hole.
by The Republic of California November 2, 2011
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Construction worker

A 24 to 36 oz can of beer. A can of beer so large that it can only be bought individually and not in a pack. Can be see strewn about construction sites and is named after the men who consume them.
Should we get some tall boys? No, lets get some chelada construction workers and get fucked up!
by Brewbank November 10, 2011
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cow-worker

Slang term for an overwieght co-worker
Thanks for the diet tip Andee! I passed it on to some of my cow-workers and they lost weight too!
by tripletap3 February 3, 2007
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the construction worker

Finishing move used by Jill Chapman on unassuming smart ass friends. Involves digging your pointy elbow into opponent's spine until they submit...or kick your ass. It isnt really a good move... but it has a good name,sucka.
" I am about to unleash a world of CONSTRUCTION WORKER pain upon you!!!!!"
by Jiller* October 14, 2003
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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