Wopstxr

Well Dressed Very Handsome Criminal Well Hung Usually Dates White Woman And Latina Very Violent And Faster Than

Hannah: That Wopstxr Just Robbed Me
Ellie: He Had My Water Bottle In His Trousers

Hannah: That Was His Tool

Ellie: I need Wopstxr

by iCloudHacker1 May 18, 2022

Wokest

The dumbest progressive around

That liberal says she is the wokest, LMFAO!!

by LiberalsSuck491 December 26, 2021

Woes

A woe is a homeboy who hangs out with you.

Drake - Know yourself: I was running through the six with my woes.

by Awesome Forever May 8, 2015

Wokester

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.

The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist

by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Woes

A slang term for a friend that has stuck with you through everything

I was running through the 6 with my woes

by Damiancharles September 21, 2015

Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

by D.J.P. October 6, 2006

Wokester

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022