wook

Tour kids who associate themselves the "band", Wookiefoot. Individuals in this tribe can be defined by their patchwork tails, unkempt hair, annoyingly positive and unrealistic perspective on everything all of the time, and excessive hugging. Wooks are commonly found annoying the shit out of people that are trying to party and watch music without being lectured at by a spun 18 year old with a tail.
If that wook doesn't stop talking I'm going shove those glow sticks up his ass.
by titty crumpleman July 26, 2010
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Shoes that are fake to the real brand.
fake Jordans,Fake Bathingapes as of wooks
by Joelish January 18, 2010
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Bastardness on monstorous levels. Being the Yoda of bastardness.
When you killed that dudes mother and slept with his girlfriend that was just wooks of you.
by The Wookie October 20, 2003
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The racist term for a wookie.Used after the Republic crumbled and became the Galactic Empire by stormtroopers.This term was used becuase the wookies were supporting the Rebel's cause.
TF 997:Man, JM 561 was our squad leader..What are we going to do now?
KG 357:I dont know...man, if that frickin wook hadn't...rrrrr..
by NarutoUzamaki7 November 24, 2005
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A name taken from the majestic and ferocious Spotted Wook. This fearsome yet lovable creature is thought to have existed in the Cretaceous period, it was an egg laying mammal, not unlike the misunderstood Platypus it probably shared an ancestral similarity with. It is theorised this pack animal although solitary in nature lives from a diet of fruits that it along with the clutch of other Woki would track down. As a collective these intelligent creatures would also feast on the meat of predators that it would lure into an ambush (elaboration needed). Furthermore it is speculated that it has an unhealthy obsession with processed cheese. This furry omnivore was named for the mating call it is presumed to make by some of the brightest scientific minds looking into it.
The xeno-zoologist in our science department referred to the bones we brought back from our dig in Southern-Botswana as that of a Wook. The Woki eggs in the hatching will make a great addition to the clutch we have raised so far. The extinction of the Wook is a serious matter.
by Damato May 13, 2011
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Ohh dude you're wooked
by tom November 23, 2003
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An extremely hairy person, such that (most likely) he now appears like a wookie from Kashyyk, often mistaken for one.
Man, look at that brother... he's got so much hair, he IS the wook...
by Draith March 30, 2005
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