Wooden philosopher

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.

"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.

by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012

wooder ice

how people from south jersey and philly say water ice.

Yo mike you goin to Ritas?

yea yo that wooder ice is good.

by soufjerz October 15, 2008

Woodeed

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

Woogalo

A rare breed of festival kids who get down with the clown and loves to do K at tipper concerts

There were so many woogalos at Hulaween this year.

by Bloodybanjo November 2, 2018

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022

WooGyu

WooGyu has originated from two awesome Asian singers.
Nam Woohyun and Kim Sunggyu.
They were known as two sexy singers and strange personalities and auras.
Woohyun was a greasy fellow with a great body. Usually arrogant but good-natured nonetheless. He is a "bottom" in denial.
Sunggyu was older than him, and tops him all the time. He can nag and is always teased for his non-existent eyes, naggy preferences, grandpa-like aura, and pesty lisp.

"Damn! Look at that couple kissing! That is SO WooGyu! That one's Sunggyu right there! Obviously."

"That girl is a total Sunggyu, you can tell she is a nagger and wears the pants."

"You're cheesiness is worse than Woohyun. Don't make me your Sunggyu for your WooGyu-ness!"

"WooGyu ruins my OTP-List!"

by otpness February 9, 2012