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wooden kimono

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.
have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.
by s c p May 10, 2005
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Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.
ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??
by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009
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Wooden onesie

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”
by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020
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wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008
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Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
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wookette

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.
by Leviath June 14, 2018
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Wooden Medal

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd
Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009
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