wonk

a skinny, lanky bastard who thinks he is big, but he is small, weak, pigeon chested and a pussy.

O Boy wonk has his shirt off again.

by Tongue and the Crew of C4 February 2, 2005

wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 27, 2004

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

wonk

A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.

I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.

by habracadabra May 15, 2008

wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)

"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.

by cep922 September 28, 2009

wonk

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 7, 2005

Wonk

Derived from the work Donk. While a Donk is a black girls ass the Wonk is a white girls ass. Usually large in size.

"Dudee your girl may have a Donk, but my girl has a Wonk"
"Im jealous man" Wonks = better than Donk

by Thestrubeman February 21, 2011