Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

wearing me like a necklace

when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus

Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night

by bisexualfiend December 13, 2017

Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.

Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

Werling

The greatest bunch of people you will ever meet! Werling's will always have your back! They are german descendants and can drink all others under the table! Sexy as hell also! Commonly misspelled as whirling or whirly. Get it right bitches!

Boy 1: Bet you 20 bucks I can out drink you?
Girl: I'll take that bet.
Boy 1: You are on!
Boy 2: Dude she's a Werling.
Boy 1: shit...

by Princess Lindsey February 1, 2009

Wellington

the place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson were too off their faces to remember they weren't supposed to act like boyfriends out in the open. A video in a terrible quality exists, though it is said to be recorded on a phone from before the dinosaurs were extinct. The video shows Louis and Harry singing, Louis going for a kiss and Harry hugging him instead because they were of course in public, and Louis screaming 'BOYFRIEND'. Blessed day for the gays.

*legendary larrie holding up a sign*
Liam, on stage: "Investigate Wellington"? What is that?

by sapphicami April 20, 2020

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010