Watney

A clumsy or awkward guy, who constantly screws things up. Not quite a loser, he may just be unlucky. You may still friends with one, but still.

Fairly common in Western New York, Buffalo

"Barry spilled the bag of weed all over the carpet. Then, while reaching second base with Adele, he threw up on her shoes!"

"Yeah? When he borrowed Steve's car, someone sideswiped it..."

"Barry. That dude is a total watney."

"Word."

by HRCostigan January 2, 2013

watey

The youthful friendship that is bond stronger than family that ties families in newness.

"Ah watey good lookin out for the *m's* to put me on ten toes."

by LOLLYON P'Knuckle February 14, 2018

Bizzy Walley

A toasted frozen waffle topped with butter and given a generous serving of relish (dill or sweet). Fold like a taco and enjoy!

Bizzy Walley, it'll get you laid. And it tastes good, too.

by eric the eric of eric April 2, 2011

Charley warley fartley

my little charley warley that likes to fartley

"I need to take a little charley warley fartley"

by Chacoal October 20, 2022

Wakley

Word used to describe a large portion or massive appendage.

Hey Tarquin, look at that guy in the shower. He's hung like a wakley!

by RABSTER March 13, 2013

Walleyed

A person with the inability to look directly in front of him/herself with either eye, rather each eye looks at its respective wall (i.e. left or right wall), thus walleyed.

Dude, stand directly in front of Carlos, he won't be able to see you he's fucking walleyed.

by MumfordMama November 27, 2012

Walleye

When a man pulls his balls out of his pants through the zipper, and lets them hang out for lengths of time. Often used as a practical joke at party, church, or any other social event.

Dude, don't look now, but Gooch is pulling a walleye again.

by Mad Dog Akron February 5, 2009