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I dont want to die= I dont want to go to wal-mart!
by Vic May 23, 2004
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One thing that pisses one off when buying anything at Wal-Mart is that only one or two checkout aisles are open, even during rush hour.

But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest computers dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall Linux, throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of Windows, all for $399.99 or less.
At 2:30 in the morning, on my way back from a trip, I stopped at a local Wal-Mart to buy motor oil and coolant, and saw that the store was just as packed with frantic customers as it was at 2:30 in the afternoon. Yikes!
by sarcastic April 12, 2004
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A evil store that sells mostly cheap, Chinese imports to white trash and ignorant, overweight, mostly conservative Americans. Almost everything they sell will break and you will see the worst people the world has to offer at these stores. Avoid.
There are two things wrong with America: Wal-Mart and George Bush.

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The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.
Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you!

It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.
by SalT August 16, 2005
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1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl.

2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs.

3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one.

4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter.
"Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya"

"Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart."
by Bertha Ventation April 17, 2007
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A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.
Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.
by friend of bob July 17, 2004
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<i>noun</i>: A dirt-cheap place where wiggers, white trash and my mom go to buy anything, from SPAM to clothing.
<i>noun</I>: a word for the worst working conditions ever.
<i>Noun</i>: The spawning grounds of geeky computer nerds, Enron CEO's and small satanic creatures.
<i>Verb</i>: (Wal-Marted) A word used when Wal-Mart pushes another competitor store out of buisness.
(See Wawl-Mawt)
Let me get this straight - your job at Wal-Mart is being a carpet?

Wow, Sam's Appliances was just Wal-Marted out of buisness!
by simpsonetti December 26, 2003
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