G-dog's definitions

Bean Flicker

A neurotic, office busy body, who thinks its her job to make all computer related requests as difficult as possible.

A pain-in-the-ass computer illiterate who causes more computer crashes than she fixes.

Lets have the Bean Flicker upgrade our Microstation, then we'll hire a real computer guy fix it.
The Bean Flicker was in your office "installing new virus software," so its time to reinstall your operating system.

by G-Dog October 12, 2004

Heavens Outlaw

A true gangster that has faith and still committs crime but knows when to stop. Relating to Tupac

Heavens Outlaw is used in someones mind, not speaking.

by G-Dog April 15, 2004

buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in little ones; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ecstasy, and which may prove difficult to unload.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many cheeky ones as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.

1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'

by G-Dog April 6, 2005

Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

by G-dog January 16, 2004

Wal-mart

A Holt Renfrew for the poor.

Paris Hilton: "Daddy, what's a Wal-mart?"

Mr. Hilton: "It's like a Holt Renfrew for the poor."

by G-dog January 16, 2004

air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

by G-Dog April 6, 2005

commentatin'

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.

Why you commentatin' on me?!?

by G-dog January 16, 2004