Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once

waikiki wake-up call someone.

by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014