blue wafflecopter

1.) a disgusting, repulsive thing that is dripping in strange goo and puss with unimaginable long disgusting hair with very close resemblance to the hair of a elephant also with a horrible stench that can tear the stitching out of levies.

2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.

1.) oh shit its a blue wafflecopter is coming hide

2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter

by Alex gwh5's Anderson September 14, 2011

Waffleworthy

When a person is worthy of a waffle.

Mom: Bob, give your little cousin a waffle!

Bob: But he's not waffleworthy!!!

by sahzmb August 31, 2013

Wafflelouyah

When it’s the middle of a global pandemic and race issue epidemic but the goodin Lord is still good.

Wow this is awful but praise be the Jebus! wafflelouyah amen

by carterwhiteguy May 30, 2020

Waffleability

One’s ability to talk for lengthy periods without a breath.

Babs often displays a very high level of waffleability when talking to her peep Kev.

by Inspector Babs November 17, 2020

Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.

"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"

by Mr Scary's Creepiest Ghoul November 5, 2023

wafflegod

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017

Wafflecock

waf·fle·cock (wof·uhl·kok)
-noun, vulgar.
a term of derision, used to contemptuously mock an utterly senseless young male. A wafflecock is typically naïeve, foolish and lacks vision.

"Dave was such a wafflecock last night."

"I behaved inapropriately. I acted like a complete wafflecock and want to apologize."

by Robert_22 March 9, 2008