by Guyguy 88 July 23, 2017
Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
by jillstobbs_ September 09, 2017
A high desert urban legend which contends that due to the confluence of magnetic energy ley lines beneath the railroad switching yards in yermo ca. There exists a wormhole which could lead to another dimension.
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.
"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?
by Mad Morrigan October 01, 2017
A Tesla Cybertruck.
In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025
When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.
Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...
by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 29, 2018
When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.
by duncannn November 28, 2018