Wisdom 

Pretending to know everything about random scenarios of life just because you're old

uncle Jacob really thought his wisdom could save the young teenager from his social anxiety

Wisdom by yaar kuch toh do October 28, 2023

wisdom 

To give head

Malisa gave me wisdom through the zip last night

wisdom by Raypin69 February 28, 2024

wisdom 

An affirmation said to someone who speaks a smart or insighful statement.

“I dont think you can do for anyone, until you can do for you. Think about it, two people get together neither one of then are clued in about themselves? How that gonna end up in 5 years when they completely different people?”

“Bro, wisdom.”

“Saul is better than Breaking Bad, there, I said it….”

“Bro, wisdom.”

wisdom by wrvthlss April 9, 2024

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Wisdom of the weed 

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....

John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....

Wisdom of the weed by LabMom September 22, 2009

Wisdom Fap 

When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.

"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."

Wisdom Fap by Neuron November 28, 2014