Vortex of Awesomeness 

When a womans vag eats part of their pants.

Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"

Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.

Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.

Vortex of Awesomeness by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 7, 2010

Vortex of wonder 

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about

Dude, my mind is a vortex of wonder...

Vortex of wonder by Blast-08 October 22, 2008

vortex club 

A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people

i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school

vortex club by thisistheonlydefiniotioniwillp May 14, 2016

Vortex Butthole 

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.

I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole

Vortex Butthole by BeastMoge September 20, 2016

Vortex of Fuck 

When you get sucked into someone else's drama

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.

Vortex of Fuck by Rubymonster April 19, 2018

Vortex of Doom

When a woman's vag eats part of their pants, only you wish that it hadn't. May also be used to describe butt cleavage.

Matt was scouting out some vortexes, suddenly he saw five vortexes of doom out of the corner of his eye. He feared for his eyesight so he left as quickly as he could while still drawing no attention to himself. He remembered what he had been told about these kinds of vortexes. "Alone, a vortex of doom is very weak, but when many attack you at once, they can be very dangerous. The problem is that when you try to look away, you end up looking at another one. It would be similar to burning you hand on something hot, but when you pull away you impale you hand on a rusty nail."

Vortex of Doom by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 10, 2010

Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

Vortex Theory by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016