volvo

Originally made as a armored swedish infantry carrier but never used because of the swedes well known neutrality. It was soon converted into a mass produced vehicle commonly driven by soccer moms, teenagers old people and hippies because of its indestructible nature and the fact that none of its users possess the ability to operate a motor vehicle of any sort. known to possess every safety device known to man except for ejector seats and condom dispensors. many are now turbocharged so that their safety features can be used more often. even tho no one has or will ever die in one they all seem to resemble a hearse.
Why do old people drive volvos? havent they lived long enough already?
by Swedish yodeller August 02, 2009
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volvo

Car usually driven by movie stars, astronauts, ninjas and super heroes. Drivers of this vehicle usually possess genius level intelligence.
Usually when an owner of a volvo dies they are carried to heaven on a chariot made of gold and chocolate. Once there everyone gives them Hi 5's cause of their taste in cars
This one time i totally watched a klingon drive a volvo over a hippie. It was awesome
by Marty The Defiler July 14, 2005
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is that a volvo

A crappy, unattractive looking car that no one will ever accept or even like it.
Tyler: is that a volvo.
Cj: nah that is a ram.
by is that a volvo March 21, 2015
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volvo

Noun - A perfect "sleeper" car, derived from Swedish roots. Very quick when Turbo-charged.
That volvo is an awesome sleeper!
by Jaxx July 07, 2005
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The Name:
Volvo is latin and means "I roll" (revolve),
a fitting name for these durable cars.

The cars are built like tanks because Scandinavians are (were) a pragmatic people prefering reliability instead of flashy features.
Surviver1: How did you survive the nuclear blast above surface!?
Surviver2: I was driving along in my Volvo...
by Slanter April 23, 2005
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before the time of the SUV, the ultimate soccermom vehicle. Most commonly found in middle to upper class suburbs driven by women (or a man who has been whipped real good by his wife). Mid priced, large to mid size, really safe, ugly. Older volvos are used by people who don't have enough cash to buy a cool car, but they still want something usable.
10 years ago, that soccormom would be dropping her 150lb 10 year-old off at practice in a volvo wagon, not a ford excursion.
by northendwhitetrash December 30, 2007
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volvo

Very
Old
Looking
Vehicular
Object

BUT still the best damn cars out there!
I went to the Very Old Looking Vehicular Object dealership to buy a new C70.
by Anthony March 01, 2005
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