(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
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Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.
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A way to describe extreme amusment, perhaps at a folly or jest. Comes from 'lol' but has transcended its original acronym form.
Person 1: The other day, I was walking down the road, I saw, the famous comedian, Noel Fielding! I was so excited that I literally soiled myself!
Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
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Drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite sex in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, retarded bounding gait and raptor posture).
Ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (This is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).
Drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite sex in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, retarded bounding gait and raptor posture).
Ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (This is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).
I dare you to velocirape that fit guy by the bar!
No way! I'm not nearly drunk enough and it'll get us thrown out!
No way! I'm not nearly drunk enough and it'll get us thrown out!
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