Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Velcro Tie

The scratchy thing that holds things together

"I used the velcro tie to hold the cables together."

by Noodles111 December 18, 2021

Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.

Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.

by SneakySneakyNinja January 18, 2006

Velcrotch

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.

Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.

by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010

sexual velcro

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.

I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process

by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007

Velcro Head

Used to describe a black male, because when their hair is cut short it works like velcro (how else could TI wear his touque like that)

There are a lot of velcro heads in the NBA.

by DTrain87 April 22, 2007

Veni Vidi Velcro

( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.

by YoucancallmeFloyd October 8, 2007