ninja vanish

Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.

Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!

by mrMan83 July 22, 2011

Ninja vanish

1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.

Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*

by Jafar T. D. November 9, 2008

Vaishak

A self motivated person, well mannered guy, always kind hearted, loves to hang out with friends, girls are very much attracted towards him.

Be like Vaishak, if you can't at least try to be

by "_"_" May 2, 2018

Myspace Vanishing Act

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.

I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

by Meredith(MissM) February 7, 2007

Vasishta

A hot, sexy, Indian guy who usually wears glasses and has the best sense of style. He can be super awesome and lovable at times, then can get kind of awkward, but always fixes it in the end. He also gets all the girls with his charming good looks and his big muscles.

Dude, that Vasishta is so much better than that one other dude, go for him.

by Doddayaji November 17, 2012

vanishit

after taking a dump you look in the toilet and there is no visible log in the toilet bowl. Nothing is present even though you really did move your bowels and create a poop. It simply vanishes!

Wow that was quite dumpI just took! Funny how it vanished and I could not look at it.
It must of been a vanishit

by tommylawn May 6, 2011

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017