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User Friend

A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.

The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.

The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.

Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.

John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?

Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!

Kay never calls.

Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.

Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.

Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?

Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!

Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
by Firefly_Mal October 10, 2010
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User Error

Used by computer on the occasion that the user is incorrect, poorly configured, incompatible, or just an idiot.
Dialog: User error, please reinsert user, if the problem persists, please contact Microsoft for a replacement.
by omnipseudonym December 29, 2004
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user error

a issue that is caused by the user and not the computer they are using
user error phrases include
ID-10T=IDIOT
PEBKAC=Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC=Problem in Chair, Not in Computer
Layer 8=The 8th layer on the OSI Model being the user
by |Grayfox| March 18, 2011
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user and abuser

Someone who is a user and abuser or User/abuser is a person who will use another person, usually in asking favors or special treatment, then purposely or even inadvertently abusing the relationship and thinking they are in the right. Often attributed to drug addicts and alcoholics yet can be a character trait of nearly anyone.

A person who befriends you and begins to ask you for things, like a ride, a cigarette, a couple of dollars etc.
Then one time they ask you for a favor and you cannot follow through because you don't have the time or resources and they belittle you, or get angry at you.
Other kinds of user-abusers will stretch their "Friendship" with you by asking more and more of you until you realize that they are truly abusing the relationship
PETE: "Here comes Fred, he's a friend of mine, we can get a cigarette from him. He's always got cigarettes".
"Hey Fred how about a smoke for me and my pal"?

FRED; "Sorry Pete, I only have a few left"

PETE: "Ohhh, mann, come-on, what about your buds man, we need a smoke man"?

FRED: "Nope, sorry man, that's the way it is now don't be a "user and abuser"

PETE: "Oh, see how you are man, I'm not a "User/abuser", and I told my pal here that you were my friend. We're outa here man"!
by SteamTrooper September 15, 2013
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User-friend

A friend that only contacts you when they need a favor or want to borrow something from you and that is the only motivation for their contact with you.
Whenever she texts me she doesn't even say hello she just asks for a ride, a favor, or to borrow something. A user-friend.
by Ogram888 April 28, 2011
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user-hostile

A play on the common term "user-friendly", a user-hostile design is one that is, deliberately or accidentally, difficult or cumbersome for the intended user.

Often used derisively to describe the competition.
We intend to improve upon the user-hostile design of your existing sales tool.

Some say that the user-hostile design of the original QWERTY keyboard was an intentional effort to slow typists down so as not to allow them to jam the mechanical parts.
by jfkelley June 16, 2009
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user.no.215

The person i love most in this world

The person that means the most to me
The person that i care about
by Inside._.joke July 24, 2021
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