Twos

When a cigarette is shared and smoked equally by two persons.

Bob: "gimme a cigarette mate"
Fred: "this is my last one, but I'll twos you up on it"

by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014

twotsicle

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.

"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."

by Chey B October 20, 2008

twobus

(to) twobus - (to) take two buses on your way home. Change buses.

I ain't gonna wait for this damn train, I'm just gonna twobus it, mate.

You can just twobus it, if you change at King's Cross.

by Twobusit February 22, 2010

Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.

Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!

by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

Two Twos

Obviously

2+2=4

Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked

by lrsd February 23, 2009

twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009