polruan's definitions

fux noyz

a liberal spelling of fox news

i watched o'hannity on fux noyz last night. fair & balanced it wasn't.

by polruan September 15, 2012

shonk

Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish

Shonks go to synagogues.

by polruan November 11, 2010

shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 13, 2010

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

gin blossom

a cocktail made with gin. various recipes exist, but there is usually a fruit-flavored component.

I'll have a gin blossom

by polruan September 8, 2009