polruan's definitions

shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

fux noyz

a liberal spelling of fox news

i watched o'hannity on fux noyz last night. fair & balanced it wasn't.

by polruan September 15, 2012

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

shonk

Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish

Shonks go to synagogues.

by polruan November 11, 2010

gin blossom

a cocktail made with gin. various recipes exist, but there is usually a fruit-flavored component.

I'll have a gin blossom

by polruan September 8, 2009

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 13, 2010