Its for Writing pointless shit (Sometimes even about you shitting) and put #followedbyasentencewithnospacesforsomeunknownfuckingpointlessreasonthatjustinfuriates.
Twitter by Anthonytats February 14, 2012
a social media app where everybody is so damn dramatic and cancels everything, even over the smallest shit.
OMG, Kaykay is sharing a picture of her spitting her $20 sushi out! Lemme tell all the Twitter users to ban her for being so ungreatful!!!
Twitter by HotCheetoFingerz December 9, 2020
A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media
Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.
Twitter by twitted_off February 5, 2009
twitter by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.
Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
Twitter by Barney Who-Ah May 10, 2011
Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
Twitter by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009