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Gas Station Tweaker

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."
Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"
by GasSiphonerAndy August 4, 2022
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tweaker

Also: tweeker.

1. Person who constantly stays up cleaning, washing, organizing, powertooling, sorting or otherwise keeping themself busy doing menial tasks.
2. Someone who constantly makes slight alterations on (usually a very specific) object, i.e. computer, software, automobile, etc.
3. A compulsive liar, thief, or both.
4. A methamphetamine ("tweak"), or other form of speed, addict (who displays all of the above in an obsessive-compulsive manner).
"Tommy what are you doin' man?"
"I've been real busy sorting bolts!"
"For three days?"
"It's important though..."

What's the difference between a crackhead and a tweaker?
The crackhead will steal your shit and bounce--the tweaker will steal your shit and then help you look for it.
by A New STD February 12, 2005
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knob tweaker

A synth user who obtains a wide array of sounds via tweaking or editing synthesizer sounds or patches to achieve a desired sound.
Bob is a knob tweaker, he's one of those dudes you see in a coffee shop twisting the knobs on a synth to make atmospheric music.
by dollar bill yallz May 5, 2006
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tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
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Oregon tweaker’s dozen

An all encompassing unit of measurement that is one less than the prosecutable amount.
A woman with 38 pills of oxy is one short of an Oregon tweaker’s dozen. (40 being the prosecutable amount)
by Butters_PD November 21, 2020
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Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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Tweaker

A tweaker is someone high as fuck on crystal meth. Tweakers can have sex with their partners for days at a time. They love to clean, organize, pace, etc. Tweakers can never sit still and can only focus on one thing at a time.
That tweaker has been fucking her for 10 hours straight.
by I Love Meth October 15, 2013
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