twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

by Karodan November 19, 2013

twatsquatter

Someone whom has sex with people in exchange for a place to live.

After being kicked out of another friend's house, John became a twatsquatter: having greasy sex with anyone who would let him crash on their futon.

by zeldagrl May 29, 2017

twatswatter

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

Twatsy

1) Random drunk text message sent out between the hours of 11pm and 3am

2) Random nickname for select females

At 1am, i opened up my phone and saw the Core texted me "TWATSY" even though hes standing right next to me.

by Getz July 19, 2004

Big Twats

What employees of Big Lots call their place of work.

My roomate works at Big Twats.

by D B R January 8, 2008

twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.

by aceboyace May 17, 2009

Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011