twatmissle

an extremely level of twat-ttitude. like how missles may cause wars, your twat-ttitude is something meriting a new term.

"cuntwaggler!"
"tainbather!"
"twatmissle!"
"touche"

by tregetour January 20, 2009

Twatisfaction

TWATISFACTION: The gentle satisfaction you get when antiphetically opinionated twats fall into your carefully laid logical, spiritual and political traps

Dimlo felt an enormous wave of twatisfaction when the neanderthal double barrelled daily mail reading reactionary Tory boys fell into his political trap.

by Dimlo September 23, 2016

Twatism

Someone who is a twat has twatism

You deffo have twatism

by Mrbakercake June 10, 2018

Twatisphere

When a girl has a twat the size of the stratosphere.

Kerri is so slutty her vagina is now a twatisphere!

by Mellman6969 January 30, 2019

twatism

Uniquely recognizable phrases and expressions popularized by twitter user @tired_oftrump, whose handle generally includes some form of the word "twat". Including but not limited to "orange shit tit", "go fuck yourself repeatedly with a goddamn cactus", "cuntsicle", and "cockturd". Invariably demeaning to the imposter illegally occupying the White House.

Court threw out an excellent twatism when she posted "For fuck's sake, orange shit tit! Here’s the part where I tell you to go fuck your MAGAt ass self repeatedly with a goddamn cactus, you cuntsicle!"

by Hondo May 7, 2019

Twattism

It is used instead of Autism as a lesser insult with a british spin on it

This "person" over here is committing an act of Twattism

by BlueScout July 19, 2019

twatosystem

The ecosystem of Twitter

Ah Trump tweeted something stupid again, its all over the twatosystem

by jfd100a June 17, 2020