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twatcher

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.
Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
by topherjaynes February 25, 2010
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twunch

a combination of the words twat, cunt and chach.
That girl is a total twunch. (adj.)

He smells like twunch. (noun)
by Annie Boheler December 30, 2005
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Twatcho

Nasty ass nachos, topped with all kinds of shittiness.
Damn, those are some twatchos.
by Dawson Brown November 28, 2005
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Twatch

Verb: To clock someone's twitter timeline.
He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.
by That Liddle Shorddie March 21, 2011
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Tranche

Noun 1. a share, a percentage, a portion, or a part of something (esp. money); assets belonging to or due to or contributed by an individual person or group.

Noun 2. a large cavernous french vagina typically identified by the faint odor of carrion and a dark red color (often due to inflammation).
Since the prostitute had failed to clean her tranche in what could have been as many as three weeks, Kenneth refused to tender his tranche of the fee.
by Hoff's Bread July 30, 2010
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Twatchi

She was such a twatchi
by YO' MAMA! June 19, 2010
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twancake

a twat that smells like syrup
When Johnnie left her bedroom his face smelled like maple syrup and I knew he had a serving of twancakes.
by twat twigo April 29, 2014
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