1) Between a twig and a branch
2) A nasty ass hoe, witch, diva, slut
3) A girl that can be described as a hag
4) To shove a hanger into one's vagina in the attempts to abort an unwanted baby
2) A nasty ass hoe, witch, diva, slut
3) A girl that can be described as a hag
4) To shove a hanger into one's vagina in the attempts to abort an unwanted baby
"Rob got me preggers, so I twanched myself:
"God, that bitch is such a twanch, I could kill her"
"Your mom's a twanch"
"God, that bitch is such a twanch, I could kill her"
"Your mom's a twanch"
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n.
1. The all-purpose seasoning of salty language. It can be used to replace any number of off-color terms that sound similar (wench, tramp, trench, ranch, trash, etc.) or where ever a new expression is needed. Slang-salad.
n.
1. The all-purpose seasoning of salty language. It can be used to replace any number of off-color terms that sound similar (wench, tramp, trench, ranch, trash, etc.) or where ever a new expression is needed. Slang-salad.
“You naughty little tranch!”
“Look at that tranch slaunching around.”
“Jeezus, I thought that skeevy tranch salesman would never leave.”
“Aww, it smells like tranch in here.”
“Look at that tranch slaunching around.”
“Jeezus, I thought that skeevy tranch salesman would never leave.”
“Aww, it smells like tranch in here.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
Get the tranch mug.To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.
by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014
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Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL
Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!
Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL
Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!
I can't believe that twankhole didn't pay attention to the traffic more than he did his cell phone.
That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!
That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!
by Rinne February 11, 2013
Get the Twankhole mug.Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
by jacandy December 19, 2019
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That dance move is called a twarch.
JJ can twarch so good because he is LB.
That dance move is called a twarch.
JJ can twarch so good because he is LB.
by indeeditzjay August 28, 2008
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