Turtling 

1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".

2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.

1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."

Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)

2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"

Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."

Turtling by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010

turtling 

In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.

turtling by plankton_king March 22, 2003

Turtleing 

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off

I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period

Turtleing by Dick 33 October 19, 2008

turtling 

The act of dumping out a backpack, turning it inside out and replacing the contents

Those mothafuckas turtled my back

turtling by Thibadeaux October 11, 2003

Turtlin' 

The act of sucking ones boobs into sockets in the presence of someone unattractive or popping ones boobs out of sockets in the presence of attractive company

Jess: Did you see John? He's so ugly, I started turtlin'!
Mary: Really? I did the opposite.

Turtlin' by rawrsidinosaurs September 4, 2015

turtleling 

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.

After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!

turtleling by ironwolv July 10, 2016

Turtling 

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

Turtling by Massive action June 8, 2017