Me-tubing

When you you tube yourself you are me tubing!

Lydia, you've been sitting on your laptop all night! Are you me-tubing again!?

by boywithnonose August 17, 2009

turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes

Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross

by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010

snow tubing

The act of lacing a condom with cocaine and having vigorous anal sex with your bro.

Last time we were in West Palm Beach, an innocent game of gay chicken quickly escalated into a marathon snow tubing session.

by westpalmbeach January 25, 2015

Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.

Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!

by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008

Tooth Paste Tubing

The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.

I tooth paste tubing my old lady after blowing my load.

by Todd Finger September 6, 2011

noob tubing fag

One on call of duty mw2 which uses a grenade launcher. Usually they'll have this for perks: One man army, danger close, and commando. The noob tubing fag is very annoying and the only way to get rid of him is to do the same thing.

A player: OMFG noob tubing fag fucking cunt licker get a life

Noob tubing fag: HAHA u got owned by my grenade launcher.

by a real smart guy August 15, 2010

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016