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tubing

A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Max: "Look at those dudes tubing. The boat must be doing 50, the guys gotta be arcing at a-hundred!!!"

Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"

Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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Tube

Tube - a sort of website that offers to watch and stream video online.
Ex. luxxxtube.net - a tube webstite that contains porn materials.
by luxbabes May 23, 2013
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Tube

A bong.
Dude, can you buy my new tube for me?
by Cokeman170 February 4, 2009
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tube it

the act of being on youtube.
"what's good? nothinn, just tubin it."

"hey this is boring, let's tube it."

"ey i put that video on the tube if you wanna watch it."
by Dood 7X March 1, 2008
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tubing

The act of shitting in another persons ass via a tube. Once thought to be preformed with nothing but a tube, recent studies have shown that a mechinal device; ie a motor, is a must to create a suction to aid in the process of said act.
"Man, Katie got so turned on when I tubed her, I straight shit in her ass."
by Natochan[LS] February 8, 2005
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tubing

beating someone with a sock that you have previously shitted in
A:Thats some good tubing boy!
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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the tube

London's Underground Metro System

Consisting of 12 lines and a light railway system:

Bakerloo
Central
Circle
District
East London
Hammersmith & City
Jubilee
Metropolitan
Northern
Piccadilly
Victoria
Waterloo & City
And The Docklands Light railway

Although a unique and complicated system it is the oldest underground rail network system in the world... and it shows. Crowded trains, long delays and soaring temperatures are just some of the things daily commuters have to put up with... on a good day. My advice is to travel on a weekend and take plenty of water.

It's a fun place to doss around but not that fun if you have to use it everyday, day in day out. Skating in the underground is the best though.

Useless facts:
- Angel Station has the longest underground escalator in the whole of the underground, taking 80 seconds and raising 90 vertical feet.
-Less than 50% of the tube is actually underground
-Central London's stations are extremely crowded, the closests being just 0.16miles, making it quicker to walk.
Mind the gap

Please Refrain from Skateboards anywhere on the London Underground

This train terminates at... Edgware
by Shaun001 May 16, 2005
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