Trumpenfreude

a feeling of pleasure at the bad things that happen to people who hate Trump

I should have felt sorry for Speaker Pelosi’s sudden onset of Tourette’s Syndrome during the president’s State of the Union address but I was instead overcome with Trumpenfreude.

by Freethinker62 February 7, 2019

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

trumpenis

a small, ugly, limp penis that cannot satisfy a women or a man

Betty: Johnny acts like such an arrogant ass and always bragging

Joan: Yeah I heard from Rhonda who slept with him that he has trumpenis
Betty: Oh that explains it

by yugeguy February 2, 2017

Trumpence

Dots of small fecal matter left on the underside of the toilet seat or in the toilet bowel.

I hate cleaning all the dried trumpence off my toilet seat!

by Hat_Dancin October 20, 2020

Trumpese

An explanation and or translation of what exactly Donald Trump is saying and/or the reasoning by anyone who can relate to him, for why he does or says the bizarre things he is world renowned for.

Please explain to me in Trumpese if necessary, why Michael Flynn was pardoned.

by Kyla Mack November 25, 2020

trumpence

Trumpence is a personality disorder that is best described as a very narsissitic person who takes every opportunity to verbalize his belief that he is far better in every way from everyone else. If you are not an immediate family member or are not on his very short list of “privileged” people, your worth to him is no more than a penny, even if you are one of his followers. A person with this disorder is very disrespectful and mean-spirited; will walk over you as if you were dirt; and would never consider picking you up if you’ve fallen to the ground. The trumpence personality type can easily get ignorant, uninformed and naive people to follow him like the pied piper and lure them into believing he can magically make outrageous promises come true. He is quick to point out the faults, mistakes and weaknesses of those he feels threatened by, but is unwilling to let the light shine on his on wrongdoings and lack of integrity. He believes he can be an effective leader by using tactics such as evil rhetoric, hatred, insincere flattery, mocking, rudeness, humiliation, thoughtless racist remarks and self-exaltation to draw in loyal followers who would eventually even “drink the Kool Aid” at his request.

Be wise in who you follow and avoid anyone with trumpence disorder.

by Outragedin NV July 17, 2016