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trumpnesia

The inability to remember any comment or statement that you made a day, week or month ago about an issue. You deny any past statements or decisions that contradict with the current truth or reality of the moment. The Donald, Trump, Donald Trump, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trump bump, Trumpster, candidate, amnesia, forget, deny, denial
I can't believe the moderator let Trump get away with that statement. He totally flip-flopped on his immigration plan. John, you are watching the master at work, that's Trump using Trumpnesia to win the argument.
trumpnesia by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016
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Trumpnesia

The act of when a Trump supporter attempts to praise Donald Trump for a perceived virtue, or discredit a politician or group of politicians for a perceived fault, and forgets that Donald Trump has committed egregious offenses in the same, or a similar, area.
Example 1:
"Dude! Joe Biden is such a creep! Ever see how he kisses girls on the head!? MAGA 2020!!!"

"Do you suffer from trumpnesia? You know Trump admitted he grabs women by the pussy, right?"

Example 2:

"Biden is so out of it! Have you seen how many gaffs he makes?! Trump Train Woo Woo!"

"That's some amazing Trumpnesia. Trump literally stared into an eclipse, thought windmills cause cancer, and suggested both nuking a hurricane and giving the flu vaccine to people with Corona virus".
Trumpnesia by Bill Nada March 5, 2020

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

Trumptasia 

the place in fantasy land where one lives believing "I alone can fix it."
Guy1: Don is still trying to start his mower?
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.

Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.
Trumptasia by Marquise_T September 7, 2016
Assholery to the ten-billionth power.
The trumpness of Trump never ceases to amaze me, with how overly trumpish his trumpery out-trumps his own trumpness, time and time again.
trumpness by Brewt.Blacklist July 31, 2016

Donald Trumpness 

a disease that u get when someone is being a bisexual asshole that sucks toenails for a living and likes to rape anything and everything that he/she can find alive or not if theirs a hole it's bound to be raped
Donald Trumpness by bigd21525 April 4, 2018
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