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Trumpence

Trumpence - The feeling one gets when a large stranger farts violently in your close vicinity but the inevitable smell has yet to reach your nostrils.
"ugh, that fatty just did an epic fart.."
"Yes Jonny.. We're in trumpence..."
by JasminGracie December 8, 2016
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Trumpence

A creature combining the misogynistic, racist conservative hatred of Pence hidden inside the insecure ignorance of Trump.
Trumpence signed a ton of executive orders this week because they don't know anything about law, government or America.
by carpenoctem15 January 28, 2017
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Trumpence

The boisterous grandstanding of an obscenely false self proclamation.
Donald's trumpence about his wealth always makes me giggle.
by dudestfupos August 15, 2016
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trumpence

The internal discomfort felt with the dawning realization that something ingested will result in a noise so loud and embarrassing that a fanfare will pale in comparison.
Though Brexit has given those in the UK widespread trumpence, citizens of the US may soon experience an even worse outbreak.
by The Urban Observer July 16, 2016
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The act of insincerely apologizing after making a racist/bigoted/ misogynist/ bullying joke in mixed company.
Only a few people in the room laughed at the horrible joke told by the business man turned politician. He displayed a fair amount of Trumpence but you could hear people's eyes rolling two states over.
by jmauk July 15, 2016
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When you have to vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.
Help, the gentleman in the bathroom has a bad case of Trumpence!
by MadMaxx1999 November 15, 2016
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The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.
You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”
by TheLastDragon July 15, 2016
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