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Trumpence - The feeling one gets when a large stranger farts violently in your close vicinity but the inevitable smell has yet to reach your nostrils.
"ugh, that fatty just did an epic fart.."
"Yes Jonny.. We're in trumpence..."
by JasminGracie December 08, 2016
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A creature combining the misogynistic, racist conservative hatred of Pence hidden inside the insecure ignorance of Trump.
Trumpence signed a ton of executive orders this week because they don't know anything about law, government or America.
by carpenoctem15 January 28, 2017
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The boisterous grandstanding of an obscenely false self proclamation.
Donald's trumpence about his wealth always makes me giggle.
by dudestfupos August 15, 2016
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The internal discomfort felt with the dawning realization that something ingested will result in a noise so loud and embarrassing that a fanfare will pale in comparison.
Though Brexit has given those in the UK widespread trumpence, citizens of the US may soon experience an even worse outbreak.
by The Urban Observer July 16, 2016
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The act of insincerely apologizing after making a racist/bigoted/ misogynist/ bullying joke in mixed company.
Only a few people in the room laughed at the horrible joke told by the business man turned politician. He displayed a fair amount of Trumpence but you could hear people's eyes rolling two states over.
by jmauk July 15, 2016
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When you have to vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.
Help, the gentleman in the bathroom has a bad case of Trumpence!
by MadMaxx1999 November 15, 2016
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