Subhuman Mouthbreathing Troglodyte

anyone who supports unregulated capitalism

A worrisome amount of Republicans have become Subhuman Mouthbreathing Troglodytes

by DrPattyB September 16, 2020

troglodyte

Someone of not particularly pretty appearance

She's a bit of a Troglodyte

by Deb July 29, 2003

Troglodyte

1. A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
2. A person who likes mainstream rap.

Can you believe he said his favorite rap group is Migos? I meet mo' troglodytes than hoes, I swear

by InspirationalJasonVoorheesTho August 19, 2017

Troglodite

A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.

The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.

by Ryan Fawcett July 19, 2006

Chocolate Troglodyte

Troglodyte - A goblin-type creature which dwells in caves. This is the edible version.

Usage of phrase : "Fuck you you Chocolate Troglodyte!"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 2, 2010