Troglodoid

A mix of troglodyte + droid
Someone robotic, awkward, and outdated — emotionally or socially.

Kieran your such a troglodoid stop yapping man

by Mr Rong Row November 26, 2025

Troglodort

A name for a frightfully hideous female with beastly qualities. Used principally in Belfast. See "trog".

Aye yer ma's a pure troglodort, wa!

by Theperson45 January 23, 2011

troglodite

Out of date, reclusive, cave dweller,

Holy troglodite batman, it's you!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

troglodite

piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.

get wawy from me, troglodite!

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

Troglodickery

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick

Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."

by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014

Troglodite

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.

Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Troglodite

Troglodite: The exact opposite of attractive in humans. Usually, extremely ugly men, (& occasionally women-or, whatever could be considered genitally of such a gender-male/female, anyone that dares to find out for sure) that troll/stalk free dating, & other social websites, in search of an attractive mate that they'd never have an ice cube's chance in Hell with. Some rare instances have proven that even physically attractive types can become these subhuman creatures after consuming too much alcohol, &/or drugs, or just happen to have a really horrid attitude. (See 'douchebag'.)

Go to any free dating site & scroll through photo profiles to see troglodites, or ask your friends what kinds of messages they've been receiving from strangers on facebook. You'll figure it out in less than 3 seconds, usually.

by Midwest Batz September 3, 2013