piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.

get wawy from me, troglodite!

troglodite by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

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Troglodickery

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick

Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."

Troglodickery by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014

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Troglodite

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.

Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!

Troglodite by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

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Troglodite

Troglodite: The exact opposite of attractive in humans. Usually, extremely ugly men, (& occasionally women-or, whatever could be considered genitally of such a gender-male/female, anyone that dares to find out for sure) that troll/stalk free dating, & other social websites, in search of an attractive mate that they'd never have an ice cube's chance in Hell with. Some rare instances have proven that even physically attractive types can become these subhuman creatures after consuming too much alcohol, &/or drugs, or just happen to have a really horrid attitude. (See 'douchebag'.)

Go to any free dating site & scroll through photo profiles to see troglodites, or ask your friends what kinds of messages they've been receiving from strangers on facebook. You'll figure it out in less than 3 seconds, usually.

Troglodite by Midwest Batz September 3, 2013

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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