1 definition by Ryan Fawcett

Troglodite

A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.

The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.

by Ryan Fawcett July 19, 2006