Triscuit Titts

• Burlap sacks full of gummy worms for titts.

• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.

• Someone with ugly & undesirable titts, male or female.

This bitch has triscuit titts!

by Donny E. Ensley May 07, 2018

quarter biscuit triscuit

Someone who is gay and is half black and half white. Used as an insult.

"Hey Bob, you're a quarter biscuit triscuit."

by Katie Tran May 06, 2003

triscuit ass biscuit

It is a girl who loves to take it in the ass also a fagget like Alex

Alex l. is such a triscuit ass biscuit he loves it in the ass

by will February 29, 2004

Triscuit

A cute dog that is tan in color, Probably a Laborador

Look at that Triscuit barking.

by SPrice1980 February 19, 2022

Triscuit

When you're not a fully toasted cracker...but have a slightly golden tinge...

"My brother in law doesn't count, he's built like a triscuit."

by Jrflash2005 November 20, 2024

Triscuit

The worst fucking type of cracker ever.

Fuck triscuits

by Youranuslol December 06, 2024

triscuit myopia

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

by Barrett Pooner June 02, 2008