by Ritzle Piliwig September 23, 2003
Get the totey mug.The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.
Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010
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A Heavyweight boxer with a lot of knockouts, known by boxing fans as "Lights Out" but referred to as "The Jabroni" by MMA fans due to the fact that Randy Couture easily defeated him.
Boxing Fan: Dude, James Toney is so incredible! No mixed martial artist could EVER beat him!!
MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.
MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.
by LOLWURTS May 30, 2011
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An amazing, fun, sexy guy who treats girls perfect. He's sweet and funny, but won't be a douche around friends. He's cuddly and an amazing kisser, and will always be your shoulder when you cry. He could never break your heart or let you down or hurt you, he always treats you the best he can. Is ready to do anything you are if you open up and he learns to love you. He will treat you like you're golden and cherish every moment with you.
by heyiminlovewithandrew October 31, 2011
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Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010
Get the Toney mug.The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.
Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010
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