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Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.
mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??
by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011
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Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*
by JD February 1, 2005
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The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.
"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017
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A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.
Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.
by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018
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A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.
Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.
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The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.
After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.
by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019
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when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her
nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021
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