toffii

a thick or big girl who dresses and carries herself in an admirable way.

Pat: what do u think of Tenny
Driver: I think she is the sweetest toffii I have ever seen

by Ms Jade March 29, 2010

Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011

toofie

A super close up photo of healthy teeth and gums.

Hey girls, look at his toofie

by Lllainie May 5, 2017

Sticky Toffee Bumming

Anal Creampie

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"

by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020

Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

Tofield

small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks

Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"

by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017