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Ticking Time Bomb

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020
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J.R.R. Tolkien

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Acclaimed British author and philologist. Born 1892, died 1973, aged 81. As well as holding the position of Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Oxford University twice, Tolkien authored what many consider to be the greatest book of the 20th Century, 'The Lord of the Rings'. His next most famous work is 'The Hobbit' and he also published various other poems and short stories. 'The Silmarillion' was published posthumously (based on previously unpublished work) by Tolkien's third son Christopher, along with 'The Letters Of J.R.R. Tolkien' and various other books dealing with Tolkien's mythology.
by Eldarion November 12, 2004
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tjockis

Swedish for Fatass.

See: Tweek.
Tweek är en tjockis, han är så fet.
by rxvt May 18, 2006
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Toking Points

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
by T. Panda February 9, 2013
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Tickie

My friend Issabella was HARASSING me asking me to buy tickies ALL DAY.
by Swoale September 16, 2016
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Tockage

The late night meal or snack occuring between dinner and breakfast
"Kickin' off tonight with some good ol' tockage of Pizza Rolls and ice cream! Did you know that it's scientifically proven that tockage makes people happier by releasing good feel chemicals in their brain? Help make this generation happier by spreading the word! :)"
by Alex827625 June 16, 2018
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Midnight Toking

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.
by TittyCream November 6, 2012
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