timelxnes 

A very large penis Individual with many hoes

Damn timelxnes has so many hoes

timelxnes by Frisktard April 28, 2021

timeline 

to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.

"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
"TIMELINED!"

timeline by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004

timmel 

To wear out a punchline that was only moderately funny in the first place.
"gay" or "jew" or "robot"

"A gay Jewish robot? Man, he timmeled that joke."

timmel by Newstedian August 19, 2006

timeline 

noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends

Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!

timeline by helefant August 13, 2012

timelessness 

timelessness- a time of no time

today was a timelessness expieriance.

timelessness by robbie grossman April 30, 2005

the Loving Timeline

A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.

Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.

Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...

Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.

The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.

the Loving Timeline by theBuffaloDiaries December 10, 2010

The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018